absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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