Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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