Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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