Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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