Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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