super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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