Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
