her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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