I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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