Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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