it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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