She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
handjob tips. give me some.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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