Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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