The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
