I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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