Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Drunk is a universal language darling
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