big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Randomize
