no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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