ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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