sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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