she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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