yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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