I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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