How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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