Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
