Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
