is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
