no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
