bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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