Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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