i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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