i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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