Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
My breasts were aching with rage.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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