I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I cannot find my penis.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
He better not be in your backpack
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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