Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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