i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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