and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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