it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Randomize
