Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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