She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
