I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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