I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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