He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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