Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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