Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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