he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Randomize
