He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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