the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
Randomize
