You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm jealous of your bromance
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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