Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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