Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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