So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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